28 February 2015

Hausgemacht Cheese Burger

It all started with wondering 'what are frozen burger patties like these days?'

We've been making our own burgers here in Berlin ever since we got here, such as our super taster Blue Burger. We've also eaten a lot of Burgers out and about, with Burgermeister and Burgeramt our faves so far.

But back to these pesky frozen patties. As usual, we had to scour every supermarket chain to find a reasonable pack - that being that Kaufland et al insist on selling the minimum quantity of 14 - 16 patties per box.

Netto was the answer, 8 frozen patties per box, still too many but I can manage...2.49 Euros.

Pre-packaged hamburger buns are atrociously stale in every market I've checked, and I didn't want to eat it our of the normal crunchy Schrippe (small breakfast type rolls). So, we went with an old fashioned option, plain white bread. At least the bread is soft.

To do a cheesburger properly (if its not a blue cheese burger) one needs melty cheese. I am loathe to buy this as every single slice is individually wrapped. At least we recycle.

We had everything else in house.

Hausgemacht Cheese Burger Berlin frozen patties Netto

Removing the patties, they two were semi-individually wrapped, 2 per wrapper. Grr.

These things are 98.8% beef mince, so that's a good start. They looked pretty decent too, albeit a bit thin.

Hausgemacht Cheese Burger Berlin frozen patties Netto

They fried up nicely, much better than the last frozen patty I cooked, maybe 15 years ago. I guess things have changed a bit.

The bread was buttered and toasted on one side, a trick I learnt from the Wendy's burger chain in America. Extra fat..mmm.

Hausgemacht Cheese Burger Berlin frozen patties Netto

When the patties are almost cooked, add melty cheese!

Hausgemacht Cheese Burger Berlin frozen patties Netto

So dirty.

Once melted, assemble with mayo, tomato sauce, pickles, tomato. A double cheese burger and a more modest single cheeseburger. Perfecto.

Hausgemacht Cheese Burger Berlin frozen patties Netto

These things were pretty tasty. The patty, the whole point of the experiment was good enough that I would try them again, but they are not up to the standard of home made of Burgermeister / Burgeramt ones.

After all that we had 4 patties left over. Rinse and repeat for the same dinner two nights in a row.

6 February 2015

A funny thing happened on the way to the prüfung

So....

We have been undertaking a language course, which turned into us taking the official 'Integration Course' that some foreigners need. We don't need it, but did it anyway.

We already have had the grammar test, and today was supposed to be the 'Leben in Deutschland' Politics and Culture test.

Our class assembled at the correct place and time, but we couldn't do the test! Why? because DHL had stuffed the language school around.

Apparently our test papers were ordered 2 weeks ago and subsequently delivered by DHL to a depot in Saxony. Umm, we are in Berlin.

The school rang and suggested they send the package to the school in Berlin. DHL apparently delivered the package, but didn't leave a note. The school rang DHL asking where the papers where and DHL was told  the package was with a neighbour - but not which one!! The school went looking for it and none of the neighbours had it.

Then it gets a bit murky, but somehow the package got redelivered today (test day) to the school. But it was delivered early when the office wasn't open. A note on the door from DHL said the package would be available for pickup / redelivery on Monday. The teacher rang and asked if they could redeliver today ASAP, Not possible.

So with all of that, we couldn't do the test!

The teacher then had to ring the Government department responsible for administering the test and arrange something else.

We stood in the stairwell a bit dumbfounded. Everyone was annoyed as we just want this over and are sick of studying!

A funny thing happened on the way to the prüfung

It was finally clear that nothing could be done about it today and we all could leave. The teacher came out to explain to us what had happened and when he had rescheduled the next test.

A funny thing happened on the way to the prüfung

So another week to study...which is good for at least one of our lazier classmates who has done no study at all!